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Hey there! my name is Miranda Cunningham. I'm 18 and just graduated high school, about to start college and play softball for my local college! I enjoy just about everything and reblog anything that catches my eye!


Sep 15th at 2AM / via: gerfus / op: allenbybeardsley / 47,889 notes

minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

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Sep 15th at 2AM / via: gerfus / op: atmagaialove / 70,280 notes

ravsy:

I love this


Sep 15th at 2AM / via: lohanthony / op: honehhboii / 335,457 notes

Sep 15th at 2AM / via: lohanthony / op: orhgasm / 416,527 notes

mishasminions:

WHAT AN ICON


Sep 15th at 2AM / via: lohanthony / op: genderofthenight / 7,756 notes
what-the-rock-is-cooking:

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: The Ghost of Soda Drink Hat

what-the-rock-is-cooking:

genderofthenight:

Tonight’s Gender of the Night is: The Ghost of Soda Drink Hat


Sep 15th at 1AM / via: captainshelby / op: biencorrect / 401,212 notes
colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.


beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED


Sep 15th at 1AM / via: baristababexo / op: multipack / 95,539 notes
supamuthafuckinvillain:

Lmfao the caption made it better

supamuthafuckinvillain:

Lmfao the caption made it better


Sep 15th at 1AM / via: lohanthony / op: arie-ll / 1,470 notes
a whole new world
a dazzling place I never knew

Sep 15th at 1AM / via: baristababexo / op: clestroying / 85,016 notes