This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT
Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune
sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies
Imagine being alone..
But like really alone.
There’s no one else on this planet but you.
No one else.
All the stores are there.
All the animals.
All the houses.
And nothing is locked.
You could do literally anything.
Without having anything to worry about.
Without having to worry about other people.
Because you’re alone.
Now what a life that would be.